Saturday, November 11, 2017

Fanmade Game Covers #1

I stumbled upon some odd fanmade game covers, that looked very awful. See for yourself.

Fur:

Please kill this monster
at all costs

























...Let me explain.  There is a very disturbing bearded humanoid cat, while above it is "FUR". Apparently it is rated M for mature, and made by a Montreal-based radio company called "Cogeco Diffusion". So is this a transmitted video game? Or a radio only video game where you control the cat that's on the cover? Please explain this mess, I can't stand it.


Telus's Dorval Game:

























This is a proper game this time, being rated a actual rating, rather than Mature. random STM logo, and under that, it reads Telus's DORVAL game. It's made by Bell Media and Telus Games, which doesn't even exist at all. Telus is a telecommunications company, and never, EVER had a games division, at all. So apparently, they made a game based on Dorval. or Dorval Islands. or the Dorval Mall. or the Dorval AMT station! But wait. What's the slogan of Telus Games? 

It is "The future is friendly." I am not too sure about that, because the people in the future might be fighting robots and declaring war on nowhere, Or maybe they are ACTUALLY friendly in the future. 



Gamop 2:

WTF is even going on??

























W-What's this? A game called Gamop 2. Where is Gamop 1? 
There is a gruesome image of a robot having it's face plate exploding, with shards flying everywhere as we speak. And there is also a image of like a depressed clown, with it's very own body poking his eye out.

 No wonder why it's rated M! It literally describes the whole game! It even passed on to the logos! It even has scrabbles and scribbles, that even the first time I couldn't identify it! 

The Telus logo is burning from the inside out, and the Bell Media logo is even WORSE in terms of quality! It is very clear that the logo is either being eaten by ants, or the entire logo is being destroyed and visibly being cracked! I can't even..

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